The Grouch

The Alt-Right Agrees: It’s Members Are Pizzagating Young Boys

Things don't really seem to be going well for the Alt-Right. The entire "united front" that Alt-Right leaders have been pushing for the past two months has more or less collapsed, as the Oath Keepers...

Based Stickman Punched Someone For Calling Him a White Supremacist, Then Rallied with Nazis...

Kyle "Based Scotchguard" Chapman has been having a bad couple of months. His 'Back the Right' campaign is going south faster than Donald Trump's approval ratings and even though he gets that sweet sweet globalist...

Richard Spencer and Friends Ejected From a Cold Barn in Maryland

He-haw! Looks like the National Policy Institute decided to take their trust fund blooded bodies back to the soil to have themselves a barn based 'Winter conference.' Too bad for them, the staff kicked them...

That Pedo Over There: ‘Unite the Right’ Not Sending Us Their Best in Charlottesville

The Alt-Right is on track to catch up with liberals and Donald Trump by developing the capacity to organize stale rallies with multiple speakers you saw last month saying all the same things you...

Gainesville: Media, Murder, and Complete Alt-Right Failure

Within the inner sanctum of my trash can this morning, I called a friend who was on the ground at Gainesville. They informed me that they had heard that after Spencer had ended his...

Terrorist Threats: New Jersey, Antifa, the Far-Right, & Robert W. Kerekes

On June 12th, the New Jersey Department of Homeland Security declared anarchists and antifa, along with a hodge-podge of far-Right, Alt-Right, and neo-Nazi groups, to be a 'domestic terrorist' threat. However, in the one page...

The Grouch: Portland ISO, Baked Alaska, and the ‘Summer of Rage’

The hang wringy whine-whines at IGD have pushed me to compile my thoughts into a column, as to not pollute their precious website with curse words and aggressive language. Maybe when their Patreon really takes...